I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of ♥♥♥ (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may ♥♥♥♥ someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:

• ♥♥♥♥ you,

• ♥♥♥♥ you,

• ♥♥♥♥ you,

Am I going to have a step sibling now?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a cuck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.

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hey sam! <3

-rep try's to slap you with her big fat ♥♥♥♥

yes

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius's wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey