Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level...

THIS CHRISTMAS (Uptown Funk) SKIP THE FAMILY… (scene of toads acting like minions) Peach [Anya Taylor-Joy]: This ain’t it chief… AND HANG WITH THE BROS Mario ([Chris Pratt] jumping down a pipe): This is epic!(Montage of scenes cutting in time with the music) Goomba [Will Smith]: Holy shiitake! Luigi

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Vasilievsky to win a Stanley for the Lightning. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to win one at Madison Square Garden???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.