mykel more like gaykel

mykel more like gaykel.

Today I saw a female. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and ever

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

rep is a filthy hacker on Counter strike, i was in banana on inferno and he shoots me through 16 walls pericing my viriginity and sending me back to the stone age. i really wish i was ♥♥♥♥ing dead after this event since i ♥♥♥♥ing hated life because i wanted to die you know i dont know why iam typing so much here but it makes no sense but i wish my life would be over since this event of him wall hacking me would later go cause me to go die i seriously want to die after he cheated on inferno like what a ♥♥♥♥ing loser you have to be to make that happen like seriously

die