Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
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That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who
never comes home. Always someone loving something more than that thing loves
them. And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so it
can't hurt you no more.
-- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn"
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip
market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and
is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose"
-- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd., 1982
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Mal: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea."

Zoe: "Thanks for sayin', sir."
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