When I find you. You will know. The crow always caws at 12pm.

I would ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of this guy unironically. Like this mf is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attractive it's unreal man. The way his beard looks, the way his body looks oh my lord. I am constantly erect when talking to him. Like if this guy let me, we would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyday.

my past history of cheating in castle crashers has led to unknowable consequences

Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy... Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy... Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy... Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy... Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy... Cwazy? I was cwazy once they wocked me in a woom, a wubba woom, a wubba woom with wats, wats make me cwazy...

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Um.