you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter

- rep smells like spunk

-rep goblin likes rubbing aldi sushi up and down his crack

-rep likes kids

AY WAT

-rep doesn't appreciate crushed prawn cracker delicately tossed in with some plain, uncooked rice which is then cooked in an air fryer and served with chip shop curry sauce