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ALERT ALERT World War III is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Daddy Putin & his troops PENETRATED Ukraine at the eastern B-♥♥♥♥♥-der in an act of SEXUAL AGGRESSION The UniTIT nations has impHOEsed eCUMnomic sanctions to CHOKE Putin & make him PULL OUTearly! A MILFitary draft could mean the loss of all HUNG daddies….so get down on those kneesand SaLUTe dat ♥♥♥♥ til your man SHOOTS his WHITE RUSSIAN all over you Send this to Soviet Sucking SLUTS to get Eiffel Towered by PUTIN AND DADDY JOE for more years

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After dinner,it’s time for CUMPKIN PIE!! Show Daddy how thankful you are and LICKK his WishBONE until he gets as HARD as PlyMOUTH rock and shoots his HOMEADE GRAVY ! Midnight starts BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY so send this to THOTS you are thankful for! If you get back, sail to England If you get back, you’ll be getting your corn CREAMED . Get back or more, and the BIGGEST, GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT

ITS SPANKSGIVING BITCHESOn this day many years ago the SLUTTY PILGRIMS sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic HOEcean in a quest to find more ♥♥♥♥♥ to SUCK! Together with the NAUGHTY NATIVES , they gathered around the dinner table and had our nation’s very st GANG BANG! We honor their ORGY every year by giving THANKS to all that’s important to us: Family , Friends , Freedom , and ♥♥♥♥! So grab your BUNS, squeeze those BREASTS, and shove a cornaCOPIOUS amount of ♥♥♥♥ into that hungry hungry HOLE! Ladies , just like your THOTSgiving turkey, it’s time to throw your legs in the air and prepare to get STUFFED !