Story of my life:
Once upon a time
There was a dumbass.
FINN
Also wanna know what Lee Sin and Batman have in common?
...
Both of them haven't seen their parents since they were 7...

Once upon a time great polish man said:
"It broke once again? Show me. For the sake of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the face ♥♥♥♥♥, again?
What happend? New video on the warranty. It doesn't move again? ♥♥♥♥. Maybe there's no disc? THERE'S A DISC FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE.
THE DISC IS INSERTED FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE. Everything is jamming for ♥♥♥♥'s sake. I'LL FIX IT FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE. ♥♥♥♥, I'LL FIX IT.
*proceeds to hit the DVD with his knee* I'LL FIX IT, I WILL, ♥♥♥♥! OH ♥♥♥♥, NOW WE'LL SEE *takes the remote* IT'S THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
REMOTE *tries to snap it in half* *breaks it* IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL, ♥♥♥♥ *throws the broken DVD on the bed* WE'LL BUY A
NEW ONE *leaves the room*."
Turns out the DVD just wasn't connected to the outlet...

Once upon a time other great polish man said:
"- Introduce yourself
- Can you see me?
- What?
- ♥♥♥... Can you see me?
*Sprays the hobo with silver paint*
- I SEE YOU BREK, I SEE YOU WELL, THE ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD
- OH YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ME UP, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*Sprays his jacket with paint*
- YOU WON'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT
- jacket...
- YOU CANNOT DO THAT
*Continues to spray his jacket*
- jacket... alright
- YOU CANNOT DO THAT
- alright Brek
- YOU CANNOT DO THAT!!!
- alright... Brek
- NO, YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT
- Brek, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BREK?!
- WHAT
- WHAT... Brek🤗
- BREEEEEK 😏"

Für Polen:
Jak to jeden debil z neta powiedział - "Avengers Assemble"

"siema Homunculus"

If you see me playing New Vegas, it means that officially PC has no longer got any games

Alright, thanks for reading
Have a good one