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Being a comic writer is hard nowadays I pitched my superhero series to Marvel and DC 2 years ago and didn’t get a response.. The character was named “Kyle Kray” and his superpower was after his wife left him.. Anubis was to come and visit him in the night while he’s crying and give him The Wifebeater Vest of ANUBIS ! The most powerful item in the universe.. the vest was meant to give you super-strength and fighting abilities of the gods.. however.. the powers only worked on women - so the character just kind of antagonised women on the street due to the hatred of his ex wife - so he could bring down the wrath of the gods on them.. he was meant to start a crew called “The Misogyny Maestros” but it never got picked up.. it’s hard out here.

♥♥♥♥ the postal service from UPS ground.

I deliver packages wearing brown.

That's a weird flex because everyone knows the best is delivered by FedEx.

My girlfriend, a sub, wants me to handcuff her, and enact this fantasy of giving her a strip search, moving onto a cavity search, in which I become suspicious and conduct a “further investigation using my penis” (her words). While I am very much attracted to her, my libertarian ideals mean that I just don’t think I can consent to this scene. The idea of my very own girlfriend giving into and being taken advantage of by a piggy (law enforcement officer) just makes me totally soft. Plus with the symbolism of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a cop rattling around in my head I don’t think I’ll be able to focus on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I want to make her happy, this has been a long time fantasy of hers, but I just can’t get over the idea of my girlfriend being a bootlicker, let alone take advantage and blow my load thanks to the oppressive power structures that benefit government thugs.

Minecraft, but he's torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out.

Happy Birthday Billie!! 💖 💖 How old are you now? 🤔🤔 Wait... You just turned 18??? 😳😳😳😳 Oh my god... Oh ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳 Billie.... ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳😳😳 OHHHHHHHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦 ♥♥♥♥ I'm so sorry 😨😨😨😨 Billie I didn't mean to ♥♥♥ I swear!! 😨😨 Please forgive me and forget about this... 🥺🥺 Unless...? 😏😏 Okay, confession time❗❗❗❗ Billie ever since you started music 🎵🎵 I've loved ❤️❤️ you and your music 😳😳 and I've done some naughty things 🍆💦🍆💦 looking at your pictures... 🔞🔞 Now that you're all grown up 👩👩 do you love ❤️ me too? 😳😳 Please Billie I've always wanted to do things to you 👅👅👅👅 and now you're finally 18 😩😩 we can have legal Sex 🍆🍆🍑🍑 Please Billie respond to this message quickly 🏃🏃 and say yes❗❗ ✅✅😊😊 I'll be waiting... 😩🍆💦💦🍑🍑😳😳