tourist: I'm not trying to be funny, I am not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day at their job..... but do any of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever just blast out of the wall and have like a huge ♥♥♥-shot.

tour guide: no they don't

tourist: okay, cool?

tour guide: I just asked you not to do this!

tourist: you cant change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it, can we or can we not swear? *sniffles*

tour guide: yes! I'm not changing any rules.

tourist: big fat load of ♥♥♥ then.

tour guide: I'm just asking you to use a little bit more judgement when you talk.

tourist: what is going on? *sniffles*, but somewhere our wires got crossed, your saying were allowed to swear, I'm saying big fat load of ♥♥♥ and horse ♥♥♥♥ and your getting mad, do you see where I'm like *trying to express feelings*