I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

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During one of our silences, I brought up that I could do some cool vape tricks, and started off with some solid rings. Seeing the lust in her eye, I could feel my own lust coming on. From blowing huge clouds to french inhales, she was begging me for a tornado (which in my opinion is a basic overused trick, but I kindly obliged anyway). I told her I needed a flat surface and suggested her stomach (she was pretty fit), and to my surprise she removed her top, leaving her in just a bra and pants. Now this is where it gets interesting :) I instantly did a nice tall tornado off of her, and (I'm not kidding here) 30 seconds later her panties where off! (Noticed they were soaked through too by the way).The sex was even better than I thought it'd be! So this is the story of how a few innocent vape tricks led to a night of pure euphoria. This goes to show that some women DO have redeeming qualities. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!! :)

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VAPING GOT ME LAID!!!! To all of you who said it would never work, who said I was lame for using a healthy smoking alternative, here's to you! And to all the other nice guys who think they'll never get the girl, maybe my tale can bring you some hope:) So I was at a friends birthday party and got talking to this nice girl (who was a 6/10, (would've been an 8/10 but i heard she wasnt a virgin)), and well one thing led to another and suddenly we found ourselves in a room together, talking about how we both hated hookup culture and drinking.

Excuse me? I find vaping to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought light and vapor upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe in chem trails and fluoride turning us gay. Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society. Have fun being a slave to todays's system.