How chicken cross road?

hola

Now let me tell you a story, once there was a grandfather, he was blind. One day he was crossing the street, now little jimmy wanted to feel pretty good, however did he know once he asked the blind old grandfather, atleast 5 cars came speeding down the road for them. The man said, "Tee Hee you little Wee, you have fallen into my trap." Then they both died, the end.

2+2=5, how you may ask? Well 2 and 2 is 22 with rounds down to 20, divide that by 4 and you get 5

Yellow black, Yellow black, Yellow black, Yellow black, Yellow black, OOOOH Black and yellow

Really lois, i thought about driving foward cus it seems fun to die today