wonder what a doorknob up the ass feels like, dumbass.

I know i may not be the perfect fit, I'm like and old burnt oven mit. I know i may be 300 pounds of flesh, But I'm 300 pounds of love you can only get. You can roll me around, call me your teddy bear. We can goto the beach and i'll be your chair. We are lovers online, trully connected. Your heart is warm, and I'm completely erected <3

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

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