Dearest Lady Becky,
I would indeed enjoy it if thou would allow me, Sir Roniffer IV, to smash thou.
Even though I mayhaps have the inferior tail, I'll be certain to honor thou with the most magnificent of blues and yellows. Would thou furthermore perhaps crave sum ♥♥♥? Likest thou sticks? Needest thou sticks? Wantest thou sticks? Hast thou got sticks? I peckest in thine honor.
I will eagerly await thy reply.

Sincerely,
Sir Roniffer IV

''close ur eyes bro''
''okay bro''
''what do you see?''
''nothing''
''thats my life without u bro''
''bro''