Kawaii Potato Song:

Potato is pink, fluffy and fat
Too fat to wear a hat
He really wish he was a bat

Potato is going to the school
He is scared to be a fool
But actually he is very cool

Kawaii potato, kawaii kawaii potato x3

Potato gets kicked out of door
He just can't take it anymore
Because his butt gets very sore

Kawaii potato, kawaii kawaii potato x3

Potato is rolling down the street
Police came and gave him heat
Boiling, boiling
Ready to eat.