Reasons why you should have ♥♥♥ with me

I am not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like all other guys

I have a humongous dong

I can read (unlike other guys)

I can do a kickflip but you weren’t looking

I know bad words

I can stay up past bedtime (my mom let’s me)

I know what ♥♥♥ is

I have an accent if your into that but if not then I don’t

I have phat nuts

I am mature for my age

I own Microsoft so I can ban you

I am a Reddit mod

I am a discord mod

I can speak gibberish

I like Minecraft

I think fortnite is ♥♥♥

I like memes (unlike other guys)

I am a pro PvPer in Minecraft

Have I mentioned my humongous dong

What about my phat nuts

+ger

+neeg

+rep got talent