Recent reviews by EatMyBusiness

A silly game with funny dwarves in inside a cave on an alien planet. Really good core gameplay loop and fun missions with interesting enemy design. Multiplayer is really fun but im sure its more fun with friends (i don't have any!). Content updates are great mainly because they are free. I hope to see more guns and more environments, and perhaps new enemies and more boss variety in the future. Overall a fantastic game as it is and can only get better.

I can't stop playing help

As described by my mom: "Pieces of meat flying around"

Me in the past needs a swift kick in the arse for not playing this earlier.

For someone who has never played a game in this franchise before, i really really liked the game. Highly recommend.

I was actually surprised how brilliant this game is. It takes the RPG and beautifully crafted open world of Assassins Creed: Origins and Combines it with the sailing from Assassins Creed Black Flag. The result? A near perfect game.

9/10

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried the chainsaw?

I have never played a Zombie Survival game before, but blowing zombies into tiny pieces is surprisingly fun and satisfying. I love it!

also naked men crawling out of sewers is a thing apparently

Words cannot express how much i love this game.

But numbers can. 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

Remove Lex and fix the Matchmaking and we have game that's actually fun.