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1.1 hrs on record
like tarkov but space
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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8.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
I am into my first game as a crewmate, see a dead body, reported it to others, they called a meeting and then an 11 year old calls me a sussy baka!! I was evicted. I thought to myself these young kids trust no one!!

10/10 would try again
Posted 13 July, 2022.
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11.2 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 4 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.9 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Got my Gf to play this game, that ♥♥♥♥♥ lied to me about being innocent!! Now she is single. 10/10 Would recommend to people who wanna test their relationship.
Posted 16 July, 2020. Last edited 20 September, 2022.
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316.3 hrs on record
This was a masterpiece!! Daybreak couldn't hold it's resistance. They had to let it go because they are greedy b****. I am not giving any bad review, this game was life once!! So many memories and lifelong friends. Thanks, H1Z1 you came as an alternative for DayZ.
Posted 5 April, 2019. Last edited 16 July, 2020.
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836.3 hrs on record (425.5 hrs at review time)
Things could have been better if Playerunkown himself stayed on the project.
Posted 14 March, 2018. Last edited 20 September, 2022.
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693.3 hrs on record (332.7 hrs at review time)
I remember the day I bought this game 5 years ago. I used to hate myself and my life altogether. But after playing this gem and meeting the people here, I started hating everyone else!

Game is a blast, a gorgeous sandbox where you spawn, chop woods and stones. Then make your 1st dream house, only to find out some 14 year old doorcamping your base. Kill them and they abuse you like its OG MW2 lobby.

10/10 recommend if you wanna experience betrayal and anger.
Posted 31 January, 2018. Last edited 25 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,282.5 hrs on record (1,278.9 hrs at review time)
I will give you a honest review about this game.
It used to be our home, a Zombie Survival MMO. I made tons of good memories and lifelong friends alot the way, then a greedy cow name DayBreak Game tried to milk it as much as they can.
The BR mode was wonderful in its own arcady style but some of bad decisions from greedy company executives ruined this game. I still have hope for it to comeback. Anyways it's F2P rn and if you are new player, it would be frustating at start. But the feeling and sound of 2 tapping someone is better than anything else in the world.
Posted 1 October, 2017. Last edited 3 April, 2021.
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5,582.7 hrs on record (4,888.2 hrs at review time)
Just like my wife, can't live with it and can't live without it.
Posted 17 May, 2017. Last edited 25 November, 2023.
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