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he is smol

V True but no proof so L bozo

-rep kissed me in VRchat and ghosted me

Nobody is getting anything back

he stole my kidneys

give me back my family

♥♥♥

My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it princess little piddles. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? every time she calls it by her nickname I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

Update: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddle that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "Princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone!

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Ah. not so gamer

Gamer

Gamer

When you gamer

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Aight

Aight that's

Aight that's it,

AIght that's it, bouta

Aight that's it, bouta head out.

Aight that's it, bouta end your whole career.

Tom more like not even real.

delete you

exposed <o/

weeb

No u

eat dirt and die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmEUpMF-HLE

No u

Excuse no yu ban

excuse not use that word

ty for the gucci wallpaper m8

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hey can I succ ur dicc no ♥♥♥♥

This is a christanminecraftserver plz watch profanity

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Yes my dear child :^)

I shall call you, Hentai Master 5000 Desu-Chan Kawaii the Noble Knight!

:c

HaaH You fool you activated my trap card "No u"!

Your worse tom.

Ayy thats pretty gud

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red,
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal.

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

I got bored

Cause Ur TimyTom

How tf do you all even know who i am

Hi Timmy