This unending suffering which we call life is not that which we must accomplish whether tis nobler in the mind to think of this madness as something which we cannot do, it must be that which is possible in the real world and not that which is possible in the imagination. I have missed things such as these for I am one with the universe, but why you may ask... Well. Why not I tell you, and with this feeling that is inside of me, I allow myself to be one with the universe and to take all within and without me. Let us all get together and rejoice as we live with the terrible things we do. Let us not live for life, but live for death in which I mean we must do with that which we cannot do without, and in so as to not be the one who is proverbially "tooting my own horn" I must tell you that the world is great and we must be with it as we cannot be with anywhere else. Do not be sad gentlemen. Be happy.

Some notable accomplishments in Jonah's portfolio. Fastest speedrun for Darksouls 3 while running a marathon, which was done in 14 minutes and 37 seconds. Highest Winrate in Grandmaster with a 94.7% winrate only losing games to gatekeep those unworthy of winning the same game as Jonah. Fastest 400m dash in 12.5 seconds. Fastest Apollo instalock in 0.004 seconds. Most kills on Apollo with 325 kills in one 25 minute game. It is clear to see that Jonah is simply better than all.

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