Dear scammers

I cant help but wonder, what do you see in me? I truly dont have a beautiful account, nor a reputation to speak of. My inventory is mediocre at best and im pretty sure ive been blacklisted on other scammer groups. Yet still, you flock to me all the same. Is our bond truely that special, or am i just a mere tool for your pleasure, your amusement even? Please scammers, tell me the answer as i want to make sure our bond stays special, so we cant ever drift apart.

Till we meet again
-your eternal love
Thatoneminer