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gives bad head

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Gives great head

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-SlavElite

Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.

by researcher james, age 11

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Don't read this. You will get two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two numbers 45, one with cheese, and a large soda. Now don't stop reading this this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore you will get a dietetic soda. Put this on number 9 songs in 121 minutes (9+9+6+7+45+45). When you done, press space and the name of your dawg will appear in fat letters on the damn train this is so freaky it actually works.