Don’t hold onto things that require a tight grip.

gives bad head

cool guy was a little mad when I revealed I was a guy and not a goth girl when we were eDating for a year and a half. We sometimes still play hearts of iron together, but now I don't use a voice changer

Gives great head

You have received countless warnings from Werdna of being too edgy he wishes for you to stop being cringe
thanks
-SlavElite

Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.

by researcher james, age 11