Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
ㅤ* With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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Happy Halloween

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