Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Oh it was so scary!
And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
What's treefiddy?
Three dollars and fifty cents
Treefiddy
He wanted money?
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you g***** Loch Ness monster! Get your
own g***** money!"
I gave him a dollar
She gave him a dollar
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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