Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my
motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more
donuts to come.

-- Homer Simpson
You Only Move Twice
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When in doubt, use brute force.
-- Ken Thompson
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When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or
DETERGENT for 15 minutes. He seemed to enjoy it ...
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Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.
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Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's
worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
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Love is never asking why?
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1) I have never waved a hankie in anger
2) I do not peronally know any Morris dancers
3) But Morris dancing is kind of funny and weird at the same time.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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