Recent reviews by Mr.Pibortot

How to become employee of the month:

Step 1: Invade a beautiful alien planet.
Step 2: Exterminate it's wildlife.
Step 3: Destroy all forests to make space for conveyor belts.
Step 4: Build huge refineries and stuff that pollute the aid 24/7.
Step 5: Completely dry the planet of it's natural minerals.
Step 6: send some stupid stuff to your company, showing them it's worth coming to this planet
Step 7: Realise that you've been sending technology to your company that they already probably had, or you wouldn't even be on an alien planet to begin with.

God, I love Satisfactory.

I stopped for a minute to get a drink. Been standing in a safe corner... or so i tought.
One enemy shot a gun at another, but missed. He hit a lantern tho, which fell and spread fire. The fire burned down a huge container filled with acid. The leaking acid killed a monster that became lava. The lava made a barrel explode, the explosion burned the wooden ceiling above it, which was just one floor below me, and the fire spread all the way to me. Of course i was standing on a wooden floor that was connected to said ceiling.

It's a nice dlc, but what i don't understand why do some of the pictures have different colors in the menu than in the actual picture. (guess this wasn't the best use of english lol). For example the very first picture has 5 colors, although i can count 14 while looking at the small "preview picture". The 4th one (Snake) is even worse. It doesn't just show you some colors on the preview that you can't even use while painting it, it also has parts that are colored differently (for example it's tongue is red on the preview, but you must "Paint it black" ... pun intended), AND the preview shows a few pixels that doesn't even exist while painting (the shadow of the snake).

This doesn't really affect the gameplay itself, but tought i'm gonna mention it

Fun, Stressful, Interesting, Relaxing, Funny. In any order.

10/10 would slap a fellow janitor again with a dead alien's torn off tentacle the size of half a room.

1370 hours in-game at the moment of this review. Only 3 achievements unlocked.
No a single boss defeated, not a single rex tamed. How then, you ask?
Building in a creative way takes time. And i love it.
I know Ark has a long list of problems, and even building is not prefect thanks to the crappy snapping, but even without mods you can build some truly amazing things if you let your creativity fly. Add S+, and other mods on top of it, and you already have an endless fun source.
Not to mention, that if you ever get tired of building stuff, you can just go exploring, dino hunting, raiding other players, or anything you want. Great game, breathtaking environment, amazing atmosphere... with some issues. But nothing's perfect. Ark is good enough to rob you from your free time.

Balthier from FF12 is a pirate.
Sanji from One Piece is a pirate.
There might be something else that's common between them...

You read a lot of reviews saying this game improves effective communication? And you don't know if you should believe that?
At first we kept talking a lot and we still exploded, later on we barely needed to talk and we still survived. That's how easily we understood each other.

At first i thought this is just another farming game with a little extra on the side to make it look more than just another farming game. Oh boi...
10/10 would please the junimos again by giving them frozen tears and solar essence from mummies killed by a lava katana, not long after hatching some dinosaur eggs or fishing out a mutant carp from the sewers, where you can trade with a ghost... In a farming game

Did i mention you can actually launch a self-conscious female robot into space in hope she will find other syntetic life-forms? (in a farming game)

Just... One... More... Ah, who am i kidding? "-Honey, I'm not going to bed tonight!"

On the way home from work i often think about which game will i play when i get home. I NEVER plan to play ETS2. ...
... That is, until i see a truck on the way...