signed by me, lets play csgo :)

Umm I can't help but see youre making fun of weeaboos... XD well you say all these things and they're all wrong:33. You say we're not Japanese because we weren't born in Japan that's wrong... >. > I'm spiritually Japanese( my Japanese name is Okami Kumatora xD). U also say we want to have sex with under age girlz Ya also wrong @.@ just because we watch hentai with under age girls doesn't mean we're attracted to them... Just like how bronys who watch pony porn aren't attracted to ponies XD(le bro hoof x3). So I hope you learned something my kawaii friend xD I'm off to watch Naruto bye squeee~! x33

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets come all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR PENIS WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

So this just occured on an unrated match. I was playing as jett and all of a sudden I heard a girl's voice. The rest of apes were pushing to talk with her. But I waited my turn. Then, I held onto talking with her on voice chat for more than 5 minutes, with multiple interruptions. People called me simp, r3tard, small pp, incest lover, feet lover, etc. But her and I kept talking and it felt amazing. Does this indicate I have some sort of high social IQ if I filter out bs while talking to girls? I need to know for the future.