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😶
No sooner had Edger Allen Poe
Finished his old Raven,
then he started his Old Crow.
🙂
"Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot."
(Hogfather)
😍
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
🤐
There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
😷
To err is human, to moo bovine.
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It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is
thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have
drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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[Peter tries to get a gay photo of Luke Perry]
Peter: Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt. You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.
🤠
Simon: "I swear - when it's appropriate."
Kaylee: "Si
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