When i was a youngling i never knew my parents and i was caught by two siblings with big R signs on their chests claiming that they were part team rocket. I was able to escape and was taken cared of by a kind soul named ash ketchum.

Eventually the parents who doted and cared for me all my life, han solo and kylo ren were shot in an alleyway by a man with an ass on his chest who cut down my parents with his laser vision and with his sweaty humungous well built majestic pristine perfect musculat muscles it was at that moment that i found ou what a boner was. Eventaully i fainted from excitement

I woke up in a pool of mysterious liquid which seemed to be leaking out of my one inch wonder. To avenge my parents and to find the man with an ass on his chest. In order to do so i was enrolled in a programme in which i was injected with white sticky liquid by the chier professor birch that seemed to be the same liquid i had woke up in. I was trained and before long became the hero of the kanto region and was called captian kanto. I was shipped to fight the nazis in the johto region. Once when i tried to take out my shield in a warzone i heard professor oak the same professor who initially injected me with the same mysterious liquid which gave me my powers i heard his voice ringing in my head telling me that i could not bring out my shield in this area.

When i finally entered the boss room i realised that the man whose alias was "hitler" was none other than the same man who raised me all my life who took care after my parents abandoned me. With much reluctance i beat the living crap out of my surrogate father with the same pokeball he raised me in. i proceeded to rip out one of his eyes and ate it in front him using blood as sauce. i then ripped out his other eye using a spoon and shoved it up his ass using his blood as lubricant. finally i bled him out and drank his blood to wash down this hearty meal. the very next day

i received a medal from chief professor elm and continued the search for the man with an ass on his chest........

I woke up on cold steel bed not understanding where i was many strange creatures were surrounding me seeming to study my every move.
The creatures around seemed to be unarmed with their guards down i thought with my anus a way to escape this situation: they must have thought i was dead as i had been decapitated jokes on them. I violently ripped my chains off which startled the creatures they sent armed guards holding rods which seemed to fire out pellets. They were shocked to find that i had been completely unharmed from their supposed attack. I was confused as to what was going on and just strode my way past the guards. I eventually strode into a room and heard a strange sound "why do i hear boss music" One of those entities