You just bought Mordhau and decide to give it a try. You finish a short, concise tutorial that teaches you all the basic maneuvers and controls of the game. After this you decide to try a multiplayer match.
𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕.
You pick one of the standard classes since you're too broke to afford a decent loadout but decide that the "knight" class should suffice.
Once spawned in, you are instantaneously met with a horseback enemy attempting to shove a giant lance up your 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦. Skillfully, you manage to dodge their attack with the somewhat-developed gamer reflexes you have already acquired. You make for the battle since you don't want to stick around and wait for the lance-wielding 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 to take another go at you.
Suddenly, your teammate on your left-hand side gets impaled by an arrow from a ballista and their body flies to the ground like a ragdoll. You quickly pay your respects and decide to keep on moving in order to avoid being the next supper for the rats that live here. Not much farther you encounter a horde of screaming dwarves sporting a pavise shield as skateboard.
"Dσԃɠҽ ƚԋιʂ ყσυ Ⴆαʂƚαɾԃ!!!" They violently scream as they race across the battlefield.
You're quite astounded by the mere sight of them but soon establish that they're not a threat to you. Suddenly your attention turns to a very obese knight dressed in shiny, golden armour wielding a hammer and casually crushing your teammates' heads. Rightfully frightened, you run around this alarming entity and are happily reminded that you've almost made it to the objective.
You finally manage to arrive at the objective with some minor aid from your teammates and you all gather together and take point.
Without missing a beat you're struck by an arrow. You manage to quickly regain your senses and locate the cretin that shot you. It's a default archer! One of the most feared creatures in this game and additionally one of few main causes of mental agony. These hive-minded beings all share the same common goal, 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷.
Because they lack skill they have chosen to hide behind their overpowered teammates in an attempt to be of any value to their team. Their training, which consists of only using a bow and arrow for a good 30 hours, have allowed them to have a certain expertise on the battlefield. Namely, only landing shots when you're mid-duel.
While under siege and duelling an opponent, one of the rat-bastards manages to land a headshot on your soft skull and you are swiftly thrown into an unending coma. You try to process what just happened the past two minutes and decide that you need to quit the game in order to recharge your brain and reacquire the will to live.

TLDR: don't be fooled by all the negative comments and reviews about Mordhau. It's truly a wonderful game that has been intricately designed. There is something enjoyable for everyone. From competitive one-on-one duels to beheading people to using a lute and playing any song you like.

𝘱𝘭𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥, 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 :)