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YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
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The fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender if he
wanted to hear a dumb-jock joke.
"Hey, buddy," the bartender replied, "you see those two guys next to
you? They used to be with the Chicago Bears. The two dudes behind you made
the U.S. Olympic wrestling team. And for your information, I used to play
center at Notre Dame."
"Forget it," the customer said. "I don't want to explain it five
times."
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QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
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When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
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You're at the end of the road again.
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After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
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If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
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