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Listeh Harry, there's a certain """""code"""" to these things, and a certain way of announcing who you want, why you want it and when you want it.

You failed said code buddy, have a nice day.

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TOASTER SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY TOASTER

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE TOASTER SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN TOASTER BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO TOASTER MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY TOASTER!!!

A zongler attracts a zombie, just to attract the zombie to a fat cigar, and just for the casino, to make others poor while the fat zombie smokes a cigar, and just for the casino to laugh.

have my babies

We were in a massive shelter, two kilometers from the test material with a small volume but great explosive force equivalent to 560 tons of dynamite. [...] Within a radius of 1,200 meters, dogs, cats and goats were tethered, either on the surface or in cavities dug into the ground. I've seen many explosions, including the biggest one in 1917, when we blew up French trenches with 300 tons of dynamite, but what I experienced during this test was terrifying. It was a roaring, thundering, howling monster with waves of lightning. The hurricane turned into a wave of heat so great that I thought we would be suffocated. All the animals on the surface and in the cavities were killed.