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ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?" "The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
ㅤ* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
ㅤ* People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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