"Everyone is an atheist until they clog the toilet at someone else's house" - Sun Tzu

I've got an issue with Female alright! 😂😂😂

—bill.meyer.1956
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♥️ Rules for Kitten ♥️

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

Eat at least two meals a each day.

Eat one healthy snack each day.

No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!

No drinking without permission.

At 👌🕛 2am last 🕛 night 🌜 a 🏃👓 BRITISH person 🗣😡 approached me at the 😜 liberty 👬 bell. I 🙍 immediately 👏 drew ☀💎 my 😲 flintlock pistol. 🔫🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what 🙏 the ♥♥♥♥ 💦🖕 man, 🌊 the 😂 British person said 🗣 britishly. Luckily my militia was 🤣 waiting nearby. Tallyho lads, 👍 they 🔥 yelled, 🗣😡 and charged 🍆🍆 the 💦😠 Brit with bayonets drawn, as 💦 the 👉 founding fathers intended. Later 🕑 that 🚟🙎 day 🌞☀ I 😲 went 👏 to school 📚😑 and 👏👏 was 👀 only 🤠 shot 🔫🔫 2 times. God bless ⛪👉 America.🇺🇸

Give war a chance, Jack!

ACAB ACAB