Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.
ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
ㅤ* I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!