It’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ kulo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend ‘em over, I’ll open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ em all the way right up to the palm, right up the buttcut till they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass and ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I will never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters I’ll gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don’t you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo-poo on my peeter and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let’s go, team.

+rep nice profile😉

the rubiks cube has been solved faster and faster every year since it came out, and it wont be long before they can solve it in negative time, enabling people to travel back in time using the rubiks cube, the maker of the rubiks cube Mattel intends to use that to travel back in time to when they manufactured them, and the ones they have already sold, they will take those from the past, bring them into the present so they can sell them at 100% profit, the problem with this is its great for capitalism but that additional weight of all those rubiks cubes will shatter the earths mantle, causing the Yellowstone volcano, to super volcano erupt, which is going to send the entire world into a volcanic winter that could last a century or more, so our solution is were gonna create the robuks cube which is a lightweight alternative to the rubiks cube, that lighter weight might not shatter the earths mantle and we can solve it faster, we can travel back in time before Mattel, get the rubiks

I just ate a plain hot dog but the bun and the Winnie were better than the usual. Sooo filling.

oh no a penis guess I'd better pound hog

10 ел элек мин ахмак малай идем, хәзер күп үзгәрмәде, ләкин кулларым сөтне югалтты, тырнакларым үсә, хәзер минем ике оныгым бар һәм мин хәзерге вакытта әниемнең кайда икәнен төгәл беләм.

Мин тәкъдим итәм!

(ахмак йөгерә