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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:53pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:09pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 6:05am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 5:55am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 8:28am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:15pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:13pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 12:30am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 9:10am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:58am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 12:17am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 1:11am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 7:36am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:55am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 1:58am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 3:24pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:56pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 4:54am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:11pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:35pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 7:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:14pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:51pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 8:35am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 10:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:11pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:40pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 10:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:50pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 3:27pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:52pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:55pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 11:06am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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