Somebody once told me
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So, I'm making death threats and I'm calling people "ni​**er"
Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger
Never you mind that I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y'all can suck on my ♥♥♥♥♥

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news

Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat, it's a promise, I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill this dude
Oh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ righteous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, Kyle is doing this ♥♥♥♥
Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everybody type in the chat Kyle is a stupid ni**a
I only do this show for money, that's it, alright?
I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scam
I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you
♥♥♥♥ the fans

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you can call this news

Somebody once asked "Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgrace"
I said "Yep, and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"

Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on coming
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from being a ♥♥♥♥
My revenue stream, it is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath, don't you know?
I'll do anything for a little dough

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on, Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Keemstar