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Xenon 21 Oct, 2019 @ 12:15pm 
First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
Defade 7 Dec, 2017 @ 7:43pm 
-rep He scammed me for all 3 of my knives, and he will try to give you "steam money". Please report and do not fall into his trap. Even playing with him is a hassle, he will scream the living balls out of you!
Defade 7 Dec, 2017 @ 7:40pm 
ur mom gae
Xenon 29 Apr, 2017 @ 4:25pm 
The biggest sellout in the world!