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Hello. I'm a guy and since a few months ago i'm obsessed with a black porn actor. I always think about him when i'm horny and jacking. What is happening to me? Am i becoming gay? It's just a fetish? Please help me...

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When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cυm. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza. I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the сυммed pizza. The next week or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who is retarded) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 8 years now.

After a good game in Among Us, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Among Us and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for an Among Us lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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