CSGO is what some would call the Holy Grail of Shooters or perhaps even video games as a whole. CSGO is easily the best piece of artwork to ever be created by the likes of mankind. Every minute of every hour I spent enveloping my brain in to this masterpiece was absolute complete bliss.

I remember the first time I launched this art piece. My mindset was instantaneously plunged in to a state to total euphoria. It felt as though Jesus Christ himself had touched me in no way any man or woman could. The sheer sexual bliss I received when launching this game is leagues better than the best sexual intercourse you could ever imagine. Without the use of any hands or masturbation, this game enduced orgasmic reactions within me multiple times causing some of the best ejaculations one could ever dream of having.

I have never been so compelled to launch a game. You may be wondering, after all of these hours, whats the point? Well, I still regularly launch the game to check up on my skins. I have grown attached to them in no way any real gun could make me. These skins are design wise, the best I could ever ask for particularly the AK-47 Vulcan and Glock Weasel. Words cannot begin to describe the happiness they have brought in to my life. Perhaps they even saved me from a deep depression.

In short, this game is not a game, but an art piece. It is both an emotionally and sexually charged masterpiece that will consume you in such a way that you look at the world with cleaner eyes. You see the light and the happiness in the world. This game will make you want to be a better person. I highly recommend this game to any man, women, or anything else you may be. Because just like the beauties of communism, CSGO is for everyone.