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Hey i saw your profile and i must say ive never seen such a beautiful girl online before. I was wondering if perhaps you were interested in going on an online date? I will white knight for you and make sandwiches for you and carry you to and fro, gently pressing your frail and small body against my rippling muscles. Oh golly gee i hope i'm not making you uncomfortable it's just that you are super cute and pretty and I really want to impress you and get to know you better! Hopefully our relationship could deepen as we get to know each other, eventually leading to our marriage on MineCraft >/////< Anyways please PM me im super shy and add me on discord so we can 1 on 1 video call and have lots of fun (not in that way b-baka.... unless u want) >/////<

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I am president, I am the president of the United States, I am do not call me I am president. I am the president of the United States, I am the president. I go to the oval office and i do the president. What do you MEAN bro, what do you MEAN bro. I am the president of the United States. Where's? I am. You may think that because the presidential chef has president in it, that he is the president, but alas, he is a chef, he is not the president, I am the president, I am the president

I am the President and i play the smash brothers, i get many kills and only play Daisy. I president the, and I am sponsored by gaming, excuse me while i drink my flavored G-Fuel

I am president, I am the president of the United States, I am do not call me I am president. I am the president of the United States, I am the president. I go to the oval office and i do the president. What do you MEAN bro, what do you MEAN bro. I am the president of the United States. Where's? I am. You may think that because the presidential chef has president in it, that he is the president, but alas, he is a chef, he is not the president, I am the president, I am the president

I am the President and i play the smash brothers, i get many kills and only play Daisy. I president the, and I am sponsored by gaming, excuse me while i drink my flavored G-Fuel