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One☝️day☀️I👨was walking👣down⬇️the street🛣in my neighborhood🏠🏡🏘when suddenly❗❕JOHN WICK🔫 pulled➡️💪me 👨into his truck🚚and pulled➡️💪out🏠➡️his V-Buck💲💰💴💸💵💷💶generator📠🖨!!!!But the V-Buck💲💰💴💸💵💷💶generator📠🖨was a lot longer➡️➡️➡️and pointier🔪than I👨thought💭🗯💬🗨. If I👨wanted😫😯the V-Bucks💲💰💴💸💵💷💶then I👨would🌲🌳have🤲to work💪💪💪really hard💪😤😡!!!So I👨closed🙏my👨eyes👀and worked💪💪💪and pulled➡️really hard💪😤😡on⬆️JOHN WICKS🔫 V-Buck💲💰💴💸💵💷💶generator📠🖨

!The V-Bucks💲💰💴💸💵💷💶took🤜🤲a while🕛to come👇out🏠➡️and they👨‍👩‍👧‍👧were white⬜and wet💦💦and sticky🍯🍯.JOHN WICK🔫said💬that they👨‍👩‍👧‍👧had billions💰💰💰💰of V-Bucks💲💰💴💸💵💷💶per drop💦💦👇!!!This is an EPIC #1 Victory Royal!!!!!!!

WOMEN EXIST DAMN IT

+rep for the commenter below me because he's right lmao

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