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burst angel 2 May, 2020 @ 11:36am 
Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://steamproxy.net/id/lonartcs . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)
Moob 1 Oct, 2018 @ 9:01pm 
This noob hasnt even beaten hentai girl yet
Moob 29 Sep, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
yall are doodoo's
Alex 14 Aug, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
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doglerdirk 19 Jul, 2018 @ 8:45pm 
add me if you want to trade
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It's COOL to be autistic!
Post this on the wall of an autistic friend and tell them how COOL they are
Alex 11 Jun, 2018 @ 8:15am 
-rep we had a match and after it i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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no 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:57pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
no 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:57pm 
As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Sheeplord 13 Oct, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
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babyjesus 23 Oct, 2015 @ 6:53pm 
lame
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