Bottle up your feelings Be A Man

Break your hand on someones head Be A Man

Don't wear a bike helmet smash your head off the ground Be A Man

If someones looking at you never look way first Be A Man

Wipe your as*s with a piece of bread Be A Man

Someone messing with your child split there head open with a pipe Be A Man

Sit on dirt Be A Man

Put your fist through dry wall Be A Man

If a priest comes on to you give him three hail mary's and ten haymakers Be a Man

Thinking about being vegan start by telling the whole world your a queer Be A Man

Cut your meat with a fork Be A Man

Don't ask for a spot at the gym break your shoulder Be A Man

If your mentally ill don't go meds or get help Be A Man

If your going to buy a pumpkin coffee pour it off your balls Be A Man

Take a piss in a jug Be A Man

Don't wear a seat belt Be A Man

Somebody cut you off in traffic? follow them home and smash there fu*kin windshield

If your kids acts stupid smack em off side of the head Be A Man

Don't Wear glasses, walk into walls and take a sh*t on the floor Be A Man

If you got a cough don't cough in your arm cough in someones face Be A Man

Don't use a car starter freeze your balls off Be A Man

Throw a Fu*kin Boulder through a windshield once in a while Be A Man

Don't wear open toed sandals there for bi*ches and gods Be A Man

Chew your pills Be A Man

Fu*k karma, do it yourself Be A Man

Guys, if your at the airport carry your suitcase don't wheel it like a pus*y Be A Man

Turn the volume all the way up and blow out your ear drums Be A Man

Wear underwear till it disintegrates Be A Man

Horror movies are for broads, you wanna pay $20 to be scared? order me a escort Be A Man

Don't wear a cup, take a line drive off the balls Be A Man

Gang signs, are you tough guys or hand models? is your gang deaf? Be A Man

Never take a bath Be A Man

If you cant fix something chuck a fu*king wrench across the room Be A Man

Don't fold your clothes just roll em up in a ball and throw em in the drawer Be A Man

If your sitting down for holiday dinner and someone starts talking about politics throw f**king mashed potatoes off there head Be A Man

Don't go to the hospital, die, Be A Man

Move to the south side of Chicago Be A Man

Crying over sports? Only cry when your mother dies or your di*k gets stabbed Be A Man

Hot Yoga is for girls trying to lose weight? take a hot sh*t Be A Man

Hold a grudge until you die Be A Man

Curbside pickup get your fat ass outta the car and get your own potato skins Be A Man

Kids with nut allergies eat a PB&J sandwich see if god really wants you here Be A Man

If your lost don't ask for directions or use GPS just drive around forever Be A Man

Hotbox butts Be A Man

Double dip the chip if someone complains smash there face into the ranch Be A Man

Don't turn on the heat Be A Man

If theirs a tornado stand on the roof don't go into the basement Be A Man

When your house is on fire put it out your self Be A Man

If somebody give you some rolls buy some cold cuts Be A Man

If the waters too hot burn your flesh off Be A Man

Smell a broads hair Be A Man

If your hands get dry don't use lotion, spit on em Be A Man

Don't Vote Be A Man

Speeds Bumps? Fu*k it, floor it Be A Man

Don't use crutches crawl on the ground like a animal Be A Man

Never go apple picking Be A Man

Don't talk it out, throw haymakers Be A Man

If you have to pick up something heavy don't ask for any help throw your back out Be A Man

Throw a ham through a picture window Be A Man

If you know a kid who's a loser its because his parents are losers his fathers probably a pus*y Be A Man

When its cold outside drink some fu*king soup Be A Man