Recent reviews by Peppa Pig

I have more hours on this game than borderlands 3, and it’s only 1 gb.

This survival RPG game is a must buy for people who want to be addicted and fail in their career. It has a great progression system, making every tier you climb challenging, but VERY rewarding. Discovering new things and creatures gives you a great rush and boost to play the game. Sure, there is necessary grinding for resources, but I don’t mind it, I might even enjoy it honestly. And don’t get me started on the graphics, it’s both trash and amazing at the same time and it drives me crazy.

10/10, if you got 20 bucks and a gb of space on your ssd, buy it now.

Gonna be an honest to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ review aight boys. Mordhau is an aggravatingly enjoyable skill-based game, none of that hack and slash bs. Now, what that means is it's fun, but not easy. You aren't gonna be playing it as if you were yuumi and eating a sandwich while healing your ad. From a wide range of skills like riposting, morphing, parrying, drags and accels and ♥♥♥♥ like that, you gonna need some time to get good. Most of my friends who have 40 hours on it stopped playing because the more they played, the more their mental health deteriorated. What's even worse, I haven't played chivalry yet but apparently you can spin like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beyblade faster than you're 5400 rpm piss-pot harddrive spins. So if you're buying this game, be prepared to ♥♥♥♥ yourself when you get absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 3 chunky men. And if you survive, have a good one boyo.