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1 person found this review helpful
33.8 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the game is all over the place
randomness everywhere
the countries are very unbalanced
take for example a europe
in west europe you have no reliable way to siege enemies
the workshop only produces Onager
and those shoot shrapnels wich are better to hit a whole lot of enemies but against walls they only do chip damage. you can research a trebouchet walk all across the map invest tons of ressources to get a couple because it still takes ages and of course you have to defend them
afterwards they are useless since immobile
take a differrent country and you might have cheap and fast to build mobile rocket carts ect
but in that example you have to play Asia and they for some brainfart reason dont know how to grow food, if youre lucky theres the sea around to do fishing but normally you would raise livestock.
now livestock randomly run around so your workers will be all over your village so maybe build walls around them
again something annoying to deal with and it all just makes me roll my eyes and ask just why
and it takes this much just to show 1 single example and theres endless of such in the game
from spawn locations with their multitude of things that can make or break the match right at the start like spawning at the shore with no trees anywhere to be found or in the middle of a forest covered mountain area with no space to build in a way that makes sense and then every player has an absurdly differrent mentality and experience level so people might be spamming and needy all the time or absolutely immersed in citybuilding or whatever they do in the end they will blame each other
yeah if you feel like a bunch of randomness and nonsense and wanna enjoy the salt and sufferring go for it
but if you want a serious game look somewhere else
Posted 17 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.0 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
absolutely horrible matchmaking
one match you play only against bots
next match youre alone with bots against 3 more experienced players

and why are the braindead unarmed paper trollbots always on my side?
Posted 11 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
it matches high rank fed account premade teams against new randoms
feels like pay 2 win
Posted 1 May, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
100.1 hrs on record (76.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
dead game
Posted 26 October, 2020. Last edited 16 December, 2023.
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21.3 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
dead game
Posted 15 September, 2020. Last edited 16 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
after 15 minutes of tutorial im asking myself if i am really still in the tutorial or if there is not anything i call gameplay
10/10 Achievement collector
0/10 Hype
Posted 2 June, 2020.
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104.1 hrs on record
hacked
Posted 22 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
402.1 hrs on record (53.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
P2W
dayly its beeing argued about it if it is,
new players say yes,
streamers moderators whales and veterans say no
i wonder why

they keep the game unbalanced
(i wonder why)

moderators are whining snowflakes with double standard
chat banning and warning to ban people like myself for saying stuff like in my case
this f**king troll (with the context that my teammate purposedly self destructed our units)
or people with names wich can be taken one way or the other
depending on interpretation

while at the same time people with names like Hitler, Black (or other) C**k etc
can straight insult one and not just get away with it but be the one to get you chat banned
(if they have a higher rank, whatever that might imply... i wonder why)

i even made a 2nd account and tried how it is when you buy some premium currency and registrate as a streamer
"somehow" it "feels like"
im not getting nearly as many idi*ts and trolls as my teammates there
almost as if the matchmaking wants it this way

just pathetic
Posted 8 April, 2019.
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