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16.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
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submarine
Posted 1 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
1,134.5 hrs on record (189.1 hrs at review time)
no
Posted 26 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
474.1 hrs on record (68.2 hrs at review time)
Stress = 100
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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259.2 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
boat in the water
Posted 28 January, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
This game makes my ♥♥♥♥ so pog and pegging is good
Posted 24 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
This game is for real chads that wanna bang a dancing anime ♥♥♥♥♥. Dam that ♥♥♥♥ do be good
Posted 20 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
210.8 hrs on record (106.7 hrs at review time)
Расцветали яблони и груши,
Поплыли туманы над рекой.
Выходила на берег Катюша,
На высокий берег на крутой.
Выходила, песню заводила
Про степного, сизого орла,
Про того, которого любила,
Про того, чьи письма берегла.
Ой ты, песня, песенка девичья,
Ты лети за ясным солнцем вслед.
И бойцу на дальнем пограничье
От Катюши передай привет.
Пусть он вспомнит девушку простую,
Пусть услышит, как она поет,
Пусть он землю бережет родную,
А любовь Катюша сбережет.
Apple and pear trees were a-blooming,
Rastsvetali iabloni i grushi,
Mist (was) creeping on the river.
Poplyli tumany nad rekoj.
Katyusha set out on the banks,
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
On the steep and lofty bank.
Na vysokij bereg na krutoj.
She was walking, singing a song
Vykhodila, pesniu zavodila
About a grey steppe eagle,
Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
About her true love,
Pro togo, kotorogo liubila,
Whose letters she was keeping.
Pro togo, chi pisma beregla.
Oh you song! Little song of a maiden,
Oj ty, pesnia, pesenka devichia,
Head for the bright sun.
Ty leti za iasnym solntsem vsled.
And reach for the soldier on the far-away border
I bojtsu na dalnem pograniche
Along with greetings from Katyusha.
Ot Katyushi peredaj privet.
Let him remember an ordinary girl,
Pust on vspomnit devushku prostuiu,
And hear how she sings,
Pust uslyshit, kak ona poet,
Let him preserve the Motherland,
Pust on zemliu berezhet rodnuiu,
Same as Katyusha preserves their love.
A liubov Katyusha sberezhet.
Posted 15 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
411.4 hrs on record (84.8 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 12 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Acid trip on crack
Posted 20 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
fly
Posted 11 December, 2019.
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