Squid
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My wife was squidnapped
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Shrimp 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am 
Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...
Shrimp 8 May, 2023 @ 3:54am 
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + plundered + go tell reddit + simp + lol + gay + ♥♥♥♥♥♥ + autistic + reported + ask deez + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you’re a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you’re deaf + balls + whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + black person + white person + mexican person + your mom’s + grow up + L + L (part 2) + retweet + ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + ur a wrench + i own you + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + i’m sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3) + you’re cringe + i did your mom + you’re a clown + my dad owns steam
Not Toadimer 8 May, 2023 @ 3:37am 
Don’t add him he’s a actual pedo. He takes the bus to his local elementary school and stalks the children playing during recess. Police have been called on him multiple times but he manages to evade arrest. I repeat do not trust this player !!!
Sin 8 May, 2023 @ 3:23am 
actually poor LMAO
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